FEDS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS Tee

This heavyweight cotton tee carries a quiet, stubborn attitude — off-white canvas, bold hand-lettered slogan across the chest: “FEDS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.” On the back, a muted green map of the U.S. with distressed camouflage texture anchors the message without shouting. It feels like a statement you wear to rallies, road trips, or late-night debates — comfortable, lived-in, and unmistakably you. The garment-dyed finish gives the shirt a vintage, broken-in look that softens with every wash. The relaxed silhouette hangs easy over jeans or layers under a jacket, while the sturdy cotton and reinforced seams mean this shirt stands up to frequent wear and keeps its shape. For people who value independence, skepticism, and straightforward expression, this tee looks like an honest extension of those convictions.

Product features
- 100% heavy cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) — durable, substantial feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage color and texture
- Relaxed fit with wide rib collar and taped shoulder/neck for stability
- Ethically and sustainably produced — OEKO-TEX Standard 100, FLA & WRAP certified
- Prints: DTG on body with DTF inner neck label; tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean